Bootleg
Today I did not go anywhere. I met no friends. I didn’t even do my “fuck it, ima just go riding” thing I usually do when I’m bored to the point of suicide.
I sat my black ass down somewhere.
For a whole day.
And I can easily say this is the 1st time I had a home day in years. Wanna hear bout it? (It was boring af, btw, but rare for me so I’m not trippin)
Watched an old Johnny Depp movie. The Astronauts Wife. Dug it outta the huge movie collection, read the back, & it sounded like something I’d like.
It sucked.
I ate good, though. DAMN good. Twice!
Shot a couple text messages to a couple cute faces, one I might take out soon.
& in the Nerdiest Shit of Two Thousand Twelve (had to spell it out so u get the full effect of just how nerdy this is) my cousin hacked my phone & put Pokemon on it.
YES. Pokémon.
And YES. Yes, I played the fuck out of some Pokemon today.
YES I evolved my Charmander into a Charmeleon, yes he’s almost a Charizard, and YES *slams palm against wooden table as if giving a very impassioned motivational speech* by the end of next week i’ll probably beat the game & be a Pokemon Master… Nigga!
*turns on mean mug, turns body away from you while still glaring at you angrily over my shoulder*
Now fuck out my face